Some of our recent conversations were just too funny not to share.

I showed Hannah a picture of the baby’s development this week. A few weeks ago, she pronounced it a fish, she had a different take this week:

• Hannah: It’s a duck!
• Me: No, it’s a baby.
• Hannah: It’s a baby duck!

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We were reading the Easter story, and when we got to the picture of Jesus on the cross, Hannah interjected, “He needs a new shirt.” Good thing we’ve got some time to get the real point of the story across.

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When Brett came home from work, Hannah took his travel coffee cup:

• Hannah: I take coffee and go to work.
• Brett: Where do you work?
• Hannah: At Daddy’s office.
• Brett: What do you do there?
• Hannah: I eat granola bars and lemonade. (her special treats when she goes there)
• Brett: What will you do after that?
• Hannah: I do a project.
• Brett: What kind of project?
• Hannah: (thinks a minute) A big project.